Princess Bitch – Orchid Seed

 

Todays review is about a certain buxom blonde princess with an affection for ecchi activities.The review will contain nudity and some foul language, so its not safe for work (NSFW)

The very rude name of her is actually a wordplay about the Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros. game franchise, the design of the figure is loosely based on this certain character.

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Her origin is a cover illustration drawn by F.S. who also illustrated a bunch of Queens Blade characters, aside from the cover it’s a badly drawn doujin, maybe it was one of his earlier works or he can’t draw with just black and white XD Princess Bitch was sculpted by Osiris who was also in charge of other nice figures, like Orchid Seeds Dwarf or AmiAmi zero’s sexy godess Menace.

Intro

Princess Bitch was released on 2011/10/17 and is scaled 1/7 with a height of 145 mm.
I was able to get her for a good discount at AmiAmi and only paid 5100 Yen without shipping.

In case you are visiting my blog regularly, you might know that I have an affection for sexy figures, but even I have my limits. The base was the thing that prevented me from preordering the figure. I really liked the look of Princess Bitch herself, but the mushroom that was nibbling at her private parts gave me some serious doubts about purchasing this figure. As much as I love scanty dressed and sexy figures, I prefer to have them in a less pervy or raunchy context.

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In my mind I had already passed on buying the figure, but as I saw user pics of her the urge of ordering appeared again. A few days later there was this discount and I ordered Princess Bitch.

I can just assume that many possible buyers were put off by the mushroom that looked like a nasty dick XD The feedback from my family was also rather discouraging and not very helpful in getting used to the base at all, in the end I made a substitute base for the Princess Bitch figure.

Hair & Face

Lets finally start with the review, the part I like the most about her is the beautiful face, the big blue eyes look fantastic since they give a cute and also playful expression to the Princess.
There are also lovely blush marks on her face, another nice part is the mouth with the smooth lips painted with a lipstick like color, which adds a bit of sensuousness to her pretty face.

The hair is rather blonde than yellow and has many single sculpted strands which are quite spiky. The sculpting of the hair looks good and îs close to the source illustration. What is not so good about it, is the rough paintjob which is mainly noticeable at the right side of her hair.

Body & Outfit

F.S. always illustrates his ladys in an alluring manner, sexy, curvy and voluptuous. Osiris did a very good job in transfering the style of the illustrator into this figure, even though it is no 1:1 copy of the illustration. For example the thighs and the butt lost some weight, the neck became longer for no understandable reason and therefore the position of the index finger is also different, maybe it would be nicer if the finger was closer to her mouth like in the illustration.

Princess Bitch has a very female body with plump thighs and round hips. The big boobs form a beautiful cleavage inside the top, but it is also castoffable. It’s made of very soft material which makes the removing process quite easy, arms and head are detachable, but it isn’t neccessary to take them off at all to undress her. The boobs are big, but instead of looking like beachballs they are nicely shaped, like all of characters illustrated by F.S. Princess Bitch has big puffy nipples.

The mushroom is attached to the base via two pegs, the figure holds onto it with her wrist and elbow. It looks perverted, how the mushroom supports the pose of the figure, but it works very good in terms of stability. It also seems like she feels comfortable on the mushroom XD.

Orchid Seed often makes use of compact poses, which is sexy but also more difficult to achieve than a standing pose, I like what was created from the not so good cover illustration. Anyway the figure has georguos curves, The attractive girl has a lovely arched back and sticks out her plump butt in a sexy way, for a figure she has a quite big butt, I would say. Not that I would complain, it’s actually the opposite :p. The figure has slightly spread legs and her private parts area is clearly visible, the level of detail just shows a small slit in the middle of her pantsu.

In general I prefer simplier designed dessous, not all this heavy garterbelt stuff, just show me a combination of pantsu and stockings and Im already a happy guy XD Nevertheless the dessous outfit of the figure is nice, the parts of her outfit have different kinds of textures, her corsage top and the stockings have a nice silky shiny look, while her pink buckle pumps have a shiny texture.

The dessous have a multi layered appearance, on top is the garterbelt, then comes some kind of light pink pantsu and below, a G-string shines through, these are no castoffable parts.
The garter clips have a metallic paint job and, are nicely detailed. Because of the kneeling pose the garters outside her thighs are tensed and recreate the look of compress skin around her well defined thighs. Another nice detail are the loosly drooping garters at the inside her thighs.

 Final Words

This was another satisfying figure purchase, Princess Bitch is a beautiful figure, with an large amount of erotic or ecchiness. I like this sexy figure a lot, the face turned out especially pretty with the cute blue eyes and the mouth which are giving the figure a very appealing expression.
The sculpting is as to be expected from Osiris very well done, also the lingerie is nicely done.
The only letdown is the hair with the partially rough paint on it, I guess the mix was too thick.

Princess Bitch will probably win no popularity contest, because she isn’t everyones taste, but that isn’t neccessary, what counts is that Im happy with her. I admit, that the knibbling mushroom gives the figure a quite bold appearance, but aside from that the figure is beautiful.

Well, I already got more used to her base, but at the moment Im using my selfmade substitute, which works quite good, maybe I will display the figure with the mushroom someday.

32 Responses

  1. tanoshimini

    Damn lovely pictures!

    Orchid seed figures are absolutely amazing. Sadly I only own one orchid figure, which is this one – http://goo.gl/UoJ6L but I love it and still do!

    Haha the figure is a bit erotic and I’m surprised your family was discouraged with the base of the figure^^” Normally mine wouldn’t care about it and just laugh it off. I like the new base you made but in the end, I do feel the mushroom fits her best^^” I think it’s the what you perceive the mushroom as XD I wish I was the mushroom XD

    Her neck kinda looks weird when you look at her on an angle and kinda ruins this figure a bit^^”

    • wieselhead

      @tanoshimini, thx a lot, such figures always motivate me. Nekomura didn’t motivate me like that. Ah very nice one she looks lovely, the face maybe they’ll do rerelease of that Seena, I’d buy.

      It was mainly the mushroom base that they disliked, you know they are used to my sexy figures. I agree with you, but it would be better if the mushroom had no face, the mouth is just… XD

      Its just too long, maybe some one should saw it off, cast off had also worked with a shorter neck. thx for your comment matt

  2. Hoshiko

    “Princess Bitch will probably win no popularity contest, because she isn’t everyones taste, but that isn’t neccessary, what counts is that Im happy with her.” .<

    Btw, I like that picture where she's in the tub. Lovely.

  3. exilehero

    Very “interesting” figure hahaha. She really has a smashing body, thigh highs and plump legs are always a plus. She also has a surprisingly sexy belly button. However I don’t think I like the face as much as you do. I personally think she looks a little goofy heh.

    I love the mirror shot, lets you see some more :D. The head swap fits pretty well too.

    The mushroom really is perverted but I don’t think its as bad as you say haha.

    • wieselhead

      Interesting is the right word XD Quite the sexy kind of figure.
      Goofy? ^^ Well, I can’t agree to that, but maybe thats because of the cartoon look of her face, I like it.
      The head swap would actually made a good figure itself, I guess 😀
      Its even worse XD Haha maybe Im overreacting a bit about, but I can’t help myself, I don’t like it.
      thx for your comment.

  4. Luth

    Haha, I actually didn’t think the Mushroom was that lewd until you mentioned it here. Regardless, she looks like a nice figure. Her neck looks a little long but that can be easily remedied by making her a choker or collar or some sort. I like the cushion you made for her, it fits her well. I like your satin-ey backgrounds as well, they look very comfortable.

    • wieselhead

      Bahaha my bad, I think I really overreacted about it.
      I also think that is is a bit too long for no reason, a collar is actually a good idea, thx Luth 😉

      Yeah its a very nice texture this velvet cloth has

  5. BioToxic

    I’ve never understood the appeal of Princess Peach, so a figure that is based on her isn’t going to be to my liking.

    Saying that she’s not all that bad, just not something I’d pick up. She certainly looks like a F.S. character, especially the face. The cast off is nice. I guess you can’t remove the garter belt though?

    The mushroom is awesome. He gets the best view. The mouth positioning is also rather amusing.

    Your last photo made me chuckle.

    • wieselhead

      *lol* Well, I hadn’t ordered her because of the princess peach relation nor because of her origin.
      I really liked this niche figure Orchid Seed offered, but it was good that I waited until discount.
      No, the garterbelt looks like it might come off, but I guess only with forced cast off it is possible,
      since I don’t want to break her I won’t try it.

      The mushroom is the ecchi comedy element of the figure, even though its quite dirty humor XD

      Im looking forward to your Arsene review, maybe I’ll get her after reading it 🙂

  6. Otakumouse

    Nice review! it’s kinda funny, we both have the same taste in figure collecting. I admit that I really want hot/steamy/sexy figures, but I also have my limit. Boobies are ok, but figures depicting their “anatomical” parts in a pervy way is a NO NO for me 😛 I want figures which “messes” the minds of anyone who looks at it. Figures that only teases >:D

    Like you, I like this figure, but i cancelled my preorder when i realized that the mushroom she is sitting on looks like a D*&^ LOLS!

    • wieselhead

      @Otakumouse, thx for the comment.

      This kind of figures are really appealing, hot but not totally lewd, so far I can’t imagine to ever get a figure with exposed crotch XD Teasing is nice.

      Haha ah I see, a normal mushroom would have been easier to accept.

  7. Nopy

    The quality looks great except for the paint mishap on the hair. Princess Bitch isn’t the type off figure I would get though. I prefer more anime-looking faces and normal-sized boobs. The mushroom was also a major turn off for me, it’s great that you were able to make a substitute base for her.

    • wieselhead

      @Nopy,

      It’s really a shame that they slacked at her front part of the hair. Thats understandable, in my case I found her very appealing and couldn’t resist. I really tried to XD

      Orchid Seed should have provided an alternative base, but well I did it on my own.
      I have to admit that I got more used to the mushroom after a few weeks though.

  8. Tier

    When I heard about this figure, it didn’t register in my mind that she was a parody of the Super Mario Brothers character, probably because I’ve only ever known that character as Princess Toadstool. And it didn’t register in my mind that this figure was very lewd, probably because I have so many H-figures that this one doesn’t bother me in the least. I like the mushroom base, I’ve always kind of wondered why the Princess was surrounded by mushroom men in the Nintendo games, and now I have a pretty good explanation.

    • wieselhead

      @Tier, In my region she was also better knomn as Toadstool, or was Peach another princess? Idk ^^

      Her pantsu is still there, so the problem is rather the suggestive look of the mushroom. In my mind a mushroom who was knibbling at her private parts might be nice, but pervy for displaying XD

      Well, you are used to harder things, which is ok, I like your reviews of the more suggestive figures ^-^

  9. tsurugiarashix

    Rather fair price for such a figurine. Seems like more detail was put into the lingerie than anything else, but whole thing looks awesome. Would make a purchase on it, but I think I will focus on trying to get Nendo’s instead if I do buy one ^^

    • wieselhead

      I was glad that there was a discount for her.
      Yeah the part seems to be very well done, I like the whole package instead of the mushroom ;D
      Nendoroids are nice as well, but you have to take care when posing them ^^ do you have a cerain one in mind?

  10. Zai

    She looks a lot nicer in your photos than I thought she did. I’m not sure if it’s lovely way you have presented her or if she just had bad promo shots or something.

    I’m with you on the mushroom, I don’t like it. It’s not that I find it too lewd.. I just think she looks better without it.

    Her hair looks a bit rough but the rest of the figure looks great! I have a much better opinion of this figure after reading your review as I didn’t really care for her before.

    That head swap at the end is awesome, haha.
    I know I say it every time but really stunning photos here, Fab. 😀

    • wieselhead

      Somehow the promo pics from Orchid Seed show the skincolor and texture always look a bit different, she looks closer to the real figure in my pictures I would say 🙂
      That mushroom is a weird base for a female figure, I would have preferred something more modest, but after some months I got more used to it, but it still makes me feel uncomfortable.

      Thank you, she nearly turned out as good as I expected, just the front part of her hair was a bit bad.
      It looks surprisingly good, doesn’t it, its really funny to swap the heads if its possible 😀
      No problem, I need some praise from time to time ^-^

  11. feal87

    this is really not a bad price for what you got. I don’t know the character ( probably from some erogè or something), but the visual style is quite good.

    as always, incredible photos! 😀

  12. Miette-chan

    Oh boy this figure.

    I originally had no problem with the mushroom really, more like of a that’s just stupid. Then I noticed the mouth and where it was positioned, still stupid though.

    As for the figure itself, true enough, not for everyone. I do like the voluptuous body, lots of sexy things to look at. One thing I like is that not only her breasts are on the buxom side but her whole body over all.

    I think the play on the her name is really silly though.

    • wieselhead

      Haha you were shocked weren’t you :p

      Sometimes people get weird ideas I think, even though you can call something like this creative.
      She’s really sexy and one of the few blonde figures I own, she has a nice pin up look.

      They should haven given her a better name, I agree on that.

  13. Aya

    the price looks nice ^^ no name for her unfortunately (just princess bitch ?) and with mushroom and princess concept he a bit remind me with princess in classic super mario video game, by the way the bathing shot is awesome 😉

    • wieselhead

      They should given her a normal name, something like Lucy or Tiffany ^-^
      Thx a lot, it just came into my mind as I saw her pose.

  14. Persocom

    Nice review! She’s not to my tastes for some reason, I’m really not sure why either. I like ecchi figures, there’s not enough of them out there. I do like her, but I just wouldn’t buy her. The wordplay makes sense, the first time I saw her with the mushroom I thought of an oversexed Princess Toadstool XD

  15. G.K. Sil Kamina

    This is one I really wanted but I ended up passing on her in the end. Surprisingly I didn’t mind the…nibbling mushroom base even though I try to avoid blatantly explicit figures (though I have a few exceptions to that rule). The thing that discouraged me most? Her neck. Why is it so long?!

    • wieselhead

      I see, haha I felt slightly embarrased as she arrived, she is very pretty but you can’t deny that the pose bold.
      Im fine as long as the figures still have something that covers their private parts ^^
      It might appear long, but it is not really bothering , she looks nice and curvy.

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